What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Belief Jokes More Belief Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.