Why do shoes get sad... Why do shoes get sad when they lose their matching shoe?

Because they lost their solemate

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.