What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

Mercy !

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: