What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana