What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.