I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
His left hook.
A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
This could use some salt."
