I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.
Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.
One....Two...One, Two...
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
I've got this neat candle holder...
Because they don't believe in the KKK
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
The Swallow.
Babies
