How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree