How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"