Cat Bark Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

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Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.