Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
Hot cross bunnies !
Poul-trees
Because they are really good at it
lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
Dim Sum.
I'm udderly freezing!
He was petrified.
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
A droid
About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
Cover your ears with your hands
The "I've got this Covered" Waggon
