What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!