What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)