What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you call a super soldier that is in a coma?

A genetically modified vegetable

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

oc Because he cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.