What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elton John Jokes More Elton John Jokes

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.