What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Egypt Jokes More Egypt Jokes

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack