What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!