What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!