How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.