Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

warm

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)