How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?"

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"