What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

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What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".