The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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Coffee Mug
Because attachments are not allowed.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Wizz Air
None of your abyss-ness
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Nun
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
Reposts are allowed.
I will take over now, if you allow.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
Cantaloupe...
Because icing is not allowed.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Twitter only allows 160 characters
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
because they are very touching
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
When they get to third base they think they've scored
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
I'm not allowed to tell you
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
Because they always blow their trunks off!
A cantaloupe.
They allways stick their nose in other people's business.
This guy.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
The specific ocean.
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
6
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
It only allows 140 characters
Tajweed
A gun free zone
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.
A cantelope
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
25 to Life.
Only whites allowed
Hit the sack.
Because she'll let it goooo
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
The hippocampus.
Because they allow 1 free carrion
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
Because that would be illeagle
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Stone.
Rink injustice!
He was on the "No Fry" list.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
TAKBEER!
Because they were bard.
Orphans.
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
They are too trigger-happy.
Because they were for test porpoise only
Xanax since he's a Bartender
OC Cantaloupes.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
Puns
They keep Terran.
He had no attachments.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Alaska
Student : By Staying at home. :p
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
9/11
Shia Labeouf
A 3 legged cow
Because Paracetamol on fire.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
