When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?

Anderson Pooper

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!"

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune