When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune