What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

What do you call a German Pregnancy?

A kinder surprise