What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.