What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception