What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

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When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.