What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.