What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!