What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..