What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer