By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Scone.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
DATA EXPUNGED
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
The changing rooms !
Punchline
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
The earth revolves around me.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Stay grounded.
