By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
A: Hold my purse.
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Imp-Patient!
Wait at a buzz stop !
A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
