None. The mods do that for her.
00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
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