Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now