An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
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Leonardo Da Itchy
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
Because it wasn't
For shortening!
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Salvador Deli
Sketchy
A park bench can support a family of four.
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He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because he was sketchy.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.
They keep drawing !
A: Easel-y.
Too many strokes.
Only if you have four black tires and a color TV
No woman wears the same attire every year.
A LexiCon
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
Because they drink to much coughee.
Because it's Nicaragua
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
Because every time they do all they do is crap
I think I'm coming down with something.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
It's Bill Withers.
Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers
