Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.