Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

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What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

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What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!