Bakery Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

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What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection?

Gingervitus.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.