What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online?

bullying

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!