What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!