What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"