How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles