How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ?

Allegra is broken !

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

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He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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The execution.

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Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Niisan.

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Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls?

You have to drop the bomb twice