What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there