Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.