Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.