Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog