What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)