What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred