What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

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What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.