How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted