How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey?

A jerkin Turkin

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy