Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

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Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

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