Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes More Thanksgiving Turkey Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.