Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Ford was my best friend.

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Vin Diesel!

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IM Groot.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're?

ad homonym

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted