Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

What strange joke What does a white woman make for dinner?

Reservations.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.