What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...