What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.