What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.