Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

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What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.