Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.