What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.