Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
You need to cul de sac.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
They both died on Thanksgiving
The Turkey.
There's a little bit too much grayvy.
Because it'll gobble up everything.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
Arrows con Pollo
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
A horses shadow!
Because they're both roasted
