Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.