Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.