Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...