Pump Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Why do rednecks love Halloween?

NSFW) Because they love to pump kin.

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

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Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25