Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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O Jokes More O Jokes

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

What do you call a ginger(red head) hick?

A ginger-inbred!