Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.