Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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O Jokes More O Jokes

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread