What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

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What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Why are gluten-free children so healthy?

Because they're not inbred.

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread