What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding