What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What's the fastest form of bread?

Scone.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."