What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ?

Bing down the house !

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

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What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!