How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.